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illkim:

My favorite sex toy is your credit card (◠‿◠✿)

graffiti tunnel. london, south bank.

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sameeraatthedisco:

This is the most accurate post ever.

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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infelicities:

admit it, you sang the sing in you head

megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

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dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this